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When you’re banned from Tinder🍆 and quarantine made you cave so you got a TikTok⏰ and made the #marychallenge🐑 . (Episode 1 of “Stacey’s Show”) . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife ##quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #tiktok #tiktokchallenge #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #doitchallenge #monday #dance #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #explore @addisonraee @tiktok @ericfuckingandre @thedailyshow @theellenshow @trevornoah @awkwafina @kareyd @emilygoldwyn @tmjonathangroce @nbcsnl @norafromqueens @impracticaljokersofficial @joe_gatto @bqquinn @salvulcano @therealmurr @gregscarnici

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When you think that Berpies are just Burps💨and you’ve been inside for 4 years so you can’t tell which end they are coming out from☄️😲 . (Episode 2 of “Quarantine Cwarl”) . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife ##quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #fitness #workoutathome #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #fitnessmotivation #comedymemes @ericfuckingandre @pete_mcp @charliedebevoise @caseyjost @kevinfelix1 @johnszeluga @joshiecoh @dancurry9000 @davekneebone @kitao_sakurai @tmjonathangroce @jonathanblitt @grifpo @winestene @shookusshookus @briansiedlecki @kewnard @adamnicely @doylebird @gregscarnici @malone.melanie @christophervoss @bro_ker326 @emilygenender @adriananperez @rebeccaannes @nbcsnl @awkwafina @comedycentral @adultswim @hannibalburess @impracticaljokersofficial

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When you can’t have guests on your talk show because of social distancing so you ask the head hiding in your shower cap to talk about its feelings💀🛁 . (Episode 5 of “The Morning Turd Talk Show”) . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife #talkshow #quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #interview #feelings #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #explore #comedymemes @ericfuckingandre @rebeccaannes @caroline.maroney @adriananperez @emilygenender @bro_ker326 @christophervoss @kewnard @gregscarnici @dinamoles @doylebird @adamnicely @briansiedlecki @shookusshookus @nbcsnl @impracticaljokersofficial

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When someone on the street sells you X-ray goggles👁and you try to picture everyone in their underwear only to find out you’re not wearing any👀😬 . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantineworkout #quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #workout #magic #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #explore #comedymemes @theellenshow @iamsteveharveytv @impracticaljokersofficial @ericfuckingandre @nbcsnl @thedailyshow @hannibalburess @kitao_sakurai @dancurry9000 @salvulcano @joe_gatto @bqquinn @therealmurr @pete_mcp @charliedebevoise @caseyjost @kevinfelix1 @johnszeluga @andrew_barchilon @joshiecoh @davekneebone @grifpo @jonathanblitt @tmjonathangroce

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Wondering why your butt is TOO FIRM?🍑 Wanting it to sag down like an empty plastic bag when instead you know you should be using a Banana hammock as a side sack for your goods?🥒🍌🍍 WORKOUT NOW WITH QUARANTINE CWARL🤓 . (Episode 1 of Quarantine Cwarl) . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantineworkout #quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #workout #fitness #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #explore #comedymemes @salvulcano @therealmurr @johnszeluga @caseyjost @kevinfelix1 @pete_mcp @joe_gatto @bqquinn @impracticaljokersofficial @ericfuckingandre @thedailyshow @trevornoah @jimmyfallon @j_corden @lizzzak @willsmith @abcnetwork @nbcsnl @nbcsnl

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When you’re fired from being a football coach in 1993😱 for bench pressing your own pubic hair🦔 and it takes you 27 years to build up the hair back to be an online work out coach during quarantine😉 STAY TUNED AND PRUNED for QUARANTINE CWARL’S WORK OUT VIDEOS coming to toilet paper near you🚽🧻 . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantining #quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #cooking #health #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #workout #hilarious #haha #viral #homeworkout #comedymemes @trevornoah @thedailyshow @jimmyfallon @impracticaljokersofficial @theellenshow @bqquinn @ericfuckingandre @joe_gatto @therealmurr @salvulcano

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When you’ve been training your whole life to be a Doctor👩🏽‍⚕️only to find out that when they’re needed, your doctors kit is a children’s toy so you change your career path to become a stay at home plant🌿🌱😎 . . . #stayhome #istayhome #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantining #quarantinechallenge #quarantineandchill #cooking #health #handwashing #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #comedian #trevornoah #thedailyshow #jimmyfallon #ericandre #impracticaljokers #tiktok #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #lol #funnyvideos #love #hilarious #haha #viral #explore #comedymemes @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @thedailyshow @trevornoah @joe_gatto @therealmurr @salvulcano @bqquinn @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @willsmith

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When you take “Transformation Tuesday” to the extreme by taking it so literally that you move to another planet 💥 to escape the chaos of this world😬 only to realize that you’re still in Manhattan😟🦖 . . . #stayhome #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #earth #transformationtuesday #food #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #funny #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #trevornoah #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #dating @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @moonlitjoy

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When you invite your ex bf to your talk show and you’re trying to make conversation but he’s already killed the moment😬 so you try to revitalize that spark you once had with him when you joined The Bachelor🌹💀 (Episode 4 of “The Morning Turd Talk Show”) . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #funny #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #talkshow #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #dating @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @moonlitjoy @hannahann

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When you go on one date and he ghosts you👻 so all you have to go off of to find him is a giant picture of nipples🍼🗻🗻 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #funny #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #travel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #hairstyle @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @hcoller

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When you’re trying to do a Transformation Tuesday for the first time but end up going back on your old habits after exiting the cocoon😯🦷👀🦋 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #talkshow #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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MEET CARL😉♥️ The new Bachelor who’s voice was raised instead of dropped during puberty. Want someone who’s good with their fingers? Wondering what the correct meaning of finger food is? HE’S YOUR MAN WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO USE A PAN . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #talkshow #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @hcoller

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TUNE IN AND TUNE YOUR RADIOS to hear today’s life advice from singing sleeping bag experts near YOU🙌🐌🪐💩 Episode 2 of “The Morning Turd Talk Show” is now OUTside your backyard🙀 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #talkshow #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @moonlitjoy

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Who needs Tinder when you can marry your own WITCH WIFE🦠💚🧙🏽‍♀️who will lock you in the dungeon for 69 small payments of $999,999,999.99🤪 Order now for this limited time offer! As the wise weasels once said: “HI IM HUNGRY” . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #impracticaljokers #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @salvulcano @bqquinn @therealmurr @joe_gatto @jameelajamilofficial @tbsnetwork @tomkellyshow

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THE PREMIERE of 💩THE MORNING TURD TALK SHOW💩 Sponsored by: A Breath of Fresh Farts is FINALLY HERE and SMELLIER THAN EVER🙀 Check out Episode 1 now👏 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #talkshow #haha #famous #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @thedailyshow @colbertlateshow @todayshow @moonlitjoy

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Starting 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ OFF RIGHT with the release of the TRAILER for ⭐️💩⭐️ THE MORNING TURD TALK SHOW ⭐️💩⭐️ Sponsored by: A Breath of Fresh Farts🌬💨 Get ready for a Season even more Dramatic than the Bachelor🌹 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #talkshow #haha #famous #trailer #newyear #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #bachelor #2020 @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @trevornoah @thedailyshow @moonlitjoy

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When you think the power is out so you make a generator out of sticks🍂 and then pretend you’re on Downton Abbey😅🎬 To see the full episode of this Webseries “THE AULAKH FAMILY” Click the link in my bio to my website & click on the webseries tab🍌 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #fashion #haha #famous #family #christmas #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When online dating doesn’t work out so instead you try finding your wife on the train💍🎊👰🏽 . CHECK OUT THE NEW EPISODE of the Webseries “THE AULAKH FAMILY” by clicking the link in bio and going to the Webseries tab🙌😂 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #fashion #haha #famous #dating #dance #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When you send your Landlord a link to your Sound Cloud😎 and wonder why he hasn't replied yet🤔🎼 CHECK OUT JAKE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO "I Don't Pay My Rent" 🤑 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #fashion #haha #famous #musicvideo #dance #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When your outfit doesn't have pockets and you're too lazy to change so you pull a Sponge Bob🧀and you RIP YOUR PANTS👖Kids don't try this at home👶🏽 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #fashion #haha #famous #model #ootd #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When it's your bridal shower but you think that means it's RAINING BRIDES so you need extra coverage👰🏽💦☔️ CELEBRATING🎉🎈🎁KAROLINA'S BDAY @moonlitjoy and THE 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of "THE SOBER LIFE OF FLOPPY FISH" 🐠 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #birthday #anniversary #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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THE SEASON FINALE OF "JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE"❤️😻 IS HERE!! Will Jake and Roberta finally kiss? Will Jake propose? Is Jake the next Bachelorette? Is he secretly dating the potato? 🥔THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW🍌 Season 1: Episode 14 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #cats #dogs #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When you're a Cat Lover😻 and your parents didn't want to get a pet so instead they bought you a balloon and no one can tell the difference😉 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #cats #dogs #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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Urban Dictionary's Definition of a Kitten Cat🐭: A rat, mouse, or cockroach that can lay chocolate eggs and melt marshmallows out of ear wax (includes flying cockroaches) 🦅 Wondering how it can be used in a sentence??? KITTEN CAT KITTEN CAT SMELL MY RAT SMELL MY RAT WE WERE ALL BORN IN A HAT🎩 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #cats #dogs #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy @moonlitjoy

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When you've practiced kissing on your hand for 48 years😙💋and it's finally time to put it into practice and you can't remember the difference between kissing and brushing your dolls teeth😬😧 (PART 1 OF A TWO PART SEASON FINALE OF "JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE" IS HERE AND STEAMIER THAN STEAMED BROCOLLI🥗) Season 1: Episode 13 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #dating #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #tinder #haha #famous #love #couplegoals #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @moonlitjoy @mindykaling @ericfuckingandre

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This is what happens when you're a dog walker but pick up the cat instead🤷🏽‍♀️and take the subway so that it shows you walked the cat for a long distance😉🐭 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #cats #dogs #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @ericandretour @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @lizakoshy

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When you're a little rusty at first dates🐭 and forgot the date was today so you roll out some expired potatoes from your parents basement😉🥔 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 11 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE) . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #dating #tinder #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace

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When you both have fish tanks under your shirt👙but realize that the gold fish are just store bought crackers so you try to merge both tanks into one in the most logical way possible🐠🧀💩 . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #dance #danceoff #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @moonlitjoy

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That moment when you realize Dad's booty is a basket ball🍑 and you're singing in the shower but there's no water and you're wearing clothes. Just your typical Tuesday night😉☔️ (SEASON 1 EPISODE 9 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE) . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #rapper #giftwrap #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @moonlitjoy

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When you get stuck on the vacuum while you're spring cleaning and realize that you need to clean out your love life by finding a date in a basement😻🚽🕸(SEASON 1 EPISODE 8 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE)😉 . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #springcleaning #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @moonlitjoy

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When you want to conquer your fear of snakes so you spend your Father's Day chillin in a snakes belly🐍🤷🏽‍♂️😄 (Watch the FULL EPISODE of this Webseries on the webseries tab on my Website. Link in Bio!) . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #shopping #monday #fathersday #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer

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When you're on your lunch break from plunger school and you're getting ready for a hot date with a hot pocket from cvs, that's when you decide to spice things up😉💄💋🚽 . . . #timessquare #makeup #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #beauty #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #mondaymotivation #monday #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow @arianagrande @willsmith @willferrell_tweets @theofficeshow_ @lizakoshy @impracticaljokersofficial @salvulcano @theellenshow @amyschumer @nbcsnl @mindykaling @msjennafischer @comedycentral @abcnetwork @nbc @hbo @theoffice.edits @memestheoffice @ericfuckingandre

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When it's Mother's Day and your Mom crowns herself as the Grammar Hall Monitor👑 and goes around correcting Trump's name to the only accurate spelling: "DUMP"😂🍼💩 FULL EPISODE on my Website CLICK THE LINK IN BIO and then on my website go to the "webseries" tab😁 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #mothersday #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #sundayfunday #mother #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @moonlitjoy @socialistbartender

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When you clog your toilet on the way to Zumba and you don't want anyone else to know that it's clogged🚽😳 so you act all discrete by ripping the toilet seat right off the bowl and bringing it to your workout class for show and tell💩🙌 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #workout #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @moonlitjoy @impracticaljokersofficial @ericfuckingandre @ericandretour

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When you realize that your parents don't want to be in your Bearded Babies Band🍼 so they buy a mannequin to fill in and it takes you 45 years to notice😂😮🎸 . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #crew #band #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @abccasting @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @moonlitjoy

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When you make your dating profile sound like you're the CEO of the world when you're still living in your Mom's basement🍼💼🐀(SEASON 1 EPISODE 7 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE)😉 . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #dating #ceo #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @moonlitjoy @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @abccasting

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When you know you were the Easter Bunny in a past life so you reenact it by wearing bath loofahs while laying eggs in the park🐰🥚🛁 To check out the FULL EPISODE of this Webseries go to my Website and click on the Webseries tab. Link in BIO! 😂 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #centralpark #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #webseries #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #ericandre #thursdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @badmedicine69 @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial

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When you're on a first date and you start sweating through your left knee👏💩 so you go to the little powder room only to get your head stuck in the toilet seat🥇and lose your way back to the table at the restaurant🏆🛁 . . . #subway #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall #viral #ericandre #impracticaljokers @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @badmedicine69 @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial

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When the Meteorologist for Channel 69 Local Snooze Coverage😴 goes home sick for the first time in 21 years and the 7 people they asked before you didn't want to fill in so you pull out your one clean pair of granny panties👙🕸 CHECK OUT THE FULL EPISODE on my Website at the bottom of the Webseries tab for season 1 of "TURNIP THE TOURIST"🤓🐙 Link in Bio! . . . #timessquare #weather #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #california #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow @arianagrande @willsmith @willferrell_tweets @theofficeshow_ @lizakoshy @impracticaljokersofficial @salvulcano @badmedicine69 @theellenshow @amyschumer @nbcsnl @mindykaling @msjennafischer @comedycentral @abcnetwork @nbc @hbo @theoffice.edits @memestheoffice

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When a Magic 8 Ball🍒 tells you that if you drool on your Dad's pillow for 24 days straight your Band will turn into a Squid on Eric Andre's front lawn🐛🐌 Rent our Music from Diapers near you. The Bearded Babies are BOUT TO ROCK YOUR WORLD & rock your crib🍼 . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #ericandre #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #band #haha #famous #celebrity #babies #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @badmedicine69 @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial

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When you want to be a Famous Wrapper🎁🎀And you know your niche market for kittens will make them ladies smitten😉😻 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 6 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE) . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #rapper #giftwrap #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @badmedicine69

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What to do to pass time or pass gas when your train is delayed🐢💨 If anyone in the New York area sees my turtles make sure to quack and let those deer droppings fly🍇😉 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #ericandreshow #theoffice #steveharvey #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedians #haha #famous #viral #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #tuesdaythoughts @msjennafischer @willsmith @nbcthegoodplace @impracticaljokersofficial @subwaycreatures @abcnetwork @ericfuckingandre @nbcthegoodplace @mindykaling @comedycentral @lizakoshy @badmedicine69

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When you're a Tourist trying to be Low Key in NYC and you're bad with directions🗽🍩👙Watch the whole episode of my Comedy Webseries "Turnip the Tourist" on my Website at the bottom🍑of my Webseries Tab. Link to Website in BIO😂 . . . #sf #timessquare #tourist #nyc #comedy #lost #badwithdirections #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #haha #famous #snl #ericandreshow #arianagrande @theellenshow @lizakoshy @mindykaling @nbc @ericfuckingandre @nbcsnl @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @badmedicine69 @impracticaljokersofficial @willsmith @splittinguptogether @nbcthegoodplace

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When you sneak into your Crush's Crib💋🚽to find out what middle school boys actually do in their free time🧀🍑 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 5 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE) . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #viralvideo #dancing #crushmemes @theellenshow @subwaycreatures @impracticaljokersofficial @badmedicine69 @mindykaling @nbc @ericfuckingandre @lizakoshy @nbcsnl @abcnetwork @willsmith @abcmodernfam @splittinguptogether @bachelorabc

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And the WINNER of BABIES GOT TALENT is… 🍇THE DINGLE BERRY in this baby's hand👏Congratulations to the 1 contestant who entered this competition. For bookings please contact your local pharmacy and ask for Marg🚽 Tell her the Bearded Babies are BACK . . . #beardedbabies #band #musicians #famousband #concert #celebrity #viralvideos #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #ellendegeneres #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lizakoshy #willsmith #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #tuesday #motivationaltuesday #snl #ericandreshow #impracticaljokers @mindykaling @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @nbcifeelbad @nbc @abcnetwork @ericfuckingandre @badmedicine69

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When Amazon sends you the wrong package and your Husband is still on the Toilet💌🚽👶🏽 CHECK OUT all 3 Seasons of "The Aulakh Family" Webseries by subscribing to the nearest toilet near you, or just click the link in the bio😂 . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #webseries #haha #ericandreshow #snl #tvshows #actress #tuesdaythoughts #viralvideos #viral #famous @mindykaling @ericfuckingandre @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @abccasting @nbc @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @nbcsnl @willsmith @lizakoshy @newgirl @theofficetvnbc @central_casting

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When your Crew thinks that it's still Halloween and they've been living in your basement for 9 years without paying rent🦀🎃💩 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 4 of JAKE AND ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE) . . . #timessquare #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #tuesdayselfie #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow #crew #friends #viralvideo @mindykaling @edbyellen @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith @nbcsnl @theellenshow @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @subwaycreatures @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad

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When you play hooky & skip kindergarten class to go shopping🧀 only to realize that our idiotic president shut down the government to throw a tantrum in a clothing store🙅🏽‍♂️👎🙄 . . . #liberal #equality #trumpisajoke #timessquare #giftshop #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #tuesday @theellenshow @lizakoshy @jimmykimmellive @impracticaljokersofficial @nbcifeelbad @willsmith @nbcsnl @nbcthegoodplace @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @abccasting @amypoehlersmartgirls @mindykaling @thedailyshow @trevornoah

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As Urban Dictionary says it best: DINGLEBERRIES🍇: When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt. WISE WORDS to start the New Year🍑😂 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #tuesday #dingleberry #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @willsmith @nbcifeelbad @impracticaljokersofficial @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @theellenshow @badmedicine69

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THIS🎄CHRISTMAS CAROL SING OFF🎄is sponsored by Unwashed Feet🐾 Get a fresh pair of unwashed feet every time you subscribe to expired foot cream magazine🎅🏽MERRY SNIFFMAS AND A HOPPY NEW EAR👂🏽 Watch the full webseries episode of "The Aulakh Family" on my website!! Link in Bio. Click on the Webseries tab🍌 . . . #nyc #sf #comedy #bicoastal #public #comedian #comedienne #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #merrychristmas #tuesdaymotivation #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #oprah #ericandreshow #theoffice #jimmyfallon #snl #saturdaynightlive #lol #funnyvideo #viral #famous #christmas #christmasdecor #christmas🎄 #christmasgifts @arianagrande @stevetvshow @ericfuckingandre @historyguy101 @joeycer @theellenshow @edbyellen @nbcsnl @impracticaljokersofficial @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @nbcthegoodplace @nbcifeelbad @jimmykimmellive @lizakoshy @willsmith

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👶🏽THE BEARDED BABIES🍌 ARE FARTING ON MOMS, JOINING THE ILLUMINATI, AND SWIMMING IN POTTIES 😉 Doesn't get much better than this. Now available on ITunes, Spotify, Children's Birthday Parties, and Weddings🎉 Bookings need to be made 4 days after the event🌞 @badmedicine69 . . . #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #band #boybands #cutebabiesofinstagram #babyfever #comedyimprov #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #arianagrande #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #viral #comedian #comedienne #haha #famous #snl #kardashian #impracticaljokers #saturdaynightlive @lizakoshy @nbcsnl @theellenshow @ericfuckingandre @iamsteveharveytv @abcmodernfam @abccasting @willsmith @amypoehlersmartgirls @nbcthegoodplace @singleparentstv @nbcifeelbad @arianagrande

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🌟🚽THE WORLD'S NEWEST TOP RATED SERIES🚽🌟for TOILET BOWLS is now On Demand inside Dishwashers in every Walmart Bathroom🙌😲 "JAKE & ROBERTA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE LIFE" has crickets calling it "Ploppity Plop" 🤓😍 To win a walk on role in March 3099 please comment your future ferret's name below🍌 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 1) @badmedicine69 . . . #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #pottytraining #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #datingapp #thebachelor #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #willsmith #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #jimmyfallon #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedian #haha #famous #kardashian #lovelife #baegoals #tuesdayselfie @ericfuckingandre @lizakoshy @impracticaljokersofficial @theofficeshow_ @theellenshow @iamsteveharveytv @nbcsnl @abcmodernfam @abccasting @nbcthegoodplace @parks.and.knope

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TO CELEBRATE OUR 100th POST🎉, if anyone has any restaurant recommendations for 🍠Turnip the Tourist🍠 so she can get a crunchy plate of Turnips with a Side of Dirt, then talk to your local carrot representative @ 1-800-Mildew🥕🥕 Watch the whole episode @ www.alisonaulakh.com under the "webseries" tab 😁 Link to my Website in BIO . . . #timessquare #restaurants #nyc #comedy #subway #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #webseries #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #100thpost #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #jimmyfallon #lol #funnyvideo #comedian #comedienne #sundaybrunch #brunchnyc #haha #famous #kardashian #snl #ericandreshow @slty.sweetie @arianagrande @willsmith @willferrell_tweets @theofficeshow_ @lizakoshy @impracticaljokersofficial @salvulcano @badmedicine69

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When you lose your glasses and mistake the Bearded Baby as your dog👶🏽🍌And your husband changes his career path to live out his dream of joining a band without any music lessons🎶 THE SEASON FINALE of The Aulakh Family Webseries Season 2 is airing today @ 6PM EST under the "Webseries" Tab at www.alisonaulakh.com🍌Stay tuned for some baby tunes😉 . . . #theaulakhfamily #comedy #webseries #alisonaulakh.com #memes😂 #music #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #ericandreshow #ellendegeneres #impracticaljokers #modernfamily #thegoodplace #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #comedytv #beardedbabies #band #musiciansofinstagram #comedienne #improvcomedy #improv #nyc #actresslife #funnydogs #celebrities #viralvideos #viralvideo #lol #comedycentral @willsmith @badmedicine69 @amypoehlersmartgirls @salvulcano @impracticaljokersofficial @jimmyfallon @iamsteveharveytv @mindykaling @theellenshow @lizakoshy @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmellive

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🍟JAKE AND ROBERTA'S LOVE LIFE🍟 Coming to theaters, port-A-potties, and Pants near you🎉🎉🎉 CHECK OUT OUR TRAILER for a limited time offer of One Freshly Kissed Potato 🥔🙌 . . . #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #nyc #comedy #comedyimprov #subwaycreatures #ellendegeneres #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedian #improv #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #snl #saturdaynightlive #baegoals #fitnessmotivation #dancechallenge #tuesdayvibes #mta #commute #middleschool #younglove #mustaches #ericandreshow #impracticaljokers #memes😂 #funnyanimals @badmedicine69 @lizakoshy @theellenshow @ericfuckingandre @iamsteveharveytv @mindykaling @jimmyfallon @impracticaljokersofficial @salvulcano @amypoehlersmartgirls @willsmith

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CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF TWO CHICKIES TODAY🐥🐣 KAROLINA'S BIRTHDAY & THE 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 🐠THE SOBER LIFE OF FLOPPY FISH 🐠 To commemorate this special day we will be giving out poop samples from the ORIGINAL poop we found in the Subway to one special winner!! 💩🎂🎈🎉 . . . #birthday #anniversary #celebrating #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #compilation #highlights #comedyvideo #ellendegeneres #nyc #subwaycreatures #saturdaynightlive #mondaymotivation #monday #mondaymood #improv #theoffice #willsmith #impracticaljokers #snl #commuterlife #love #viralvideos #steveharvey #memes😂 #funnyanimals #poop #famouspeople #celebrities #funnycats @badmedicine69 @karolinakopek @willsmith @msjennafischer @mindykaling @nbcthegoodplace @lizakoshy @theellenshow @iamsteveharveytv @dr.stevebrule @ericfuckingandre @impracticaljokersofficial @nbcsnl @abccasting @abcnetwork

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When you gotta do WHAT IT TAKES to get everyone's attention to VOTE💙💙💙👙👙📣 So GO VOTE TODAY! Because this is your chance to take positive action to stand up for equality! 🌟 . . #vote #liberal #govote #voteblue #voted #votevotevote #equality #standup #speakout #democracy #democrats #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #electionday #midterms #comedy #comedyimprov #ellendegeneres #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #subwaycreatures #theoffice #funnyvideo #comedienne #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #snl #viralvideo #viralvideos #tuesdaythoughts @lizakoshy @willsmith @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @theellenshow @iamsteveharveytv @impracticaljokersofficial @mindykaling @ericfuckingandre @badmedicine69

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When you walk out of your Interview for Walgreens and totally NAIL IT🌟🙌🔨Whale Training starts on Monday hosted by yours truly. Bring your Butternut Squash and onesies and you'll be on your way to CEO by 2098 guaranteed! 🐋🐋🐋 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #nyc #comedy #comedyimprov #subwaycreatures #ellendegeneres #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedian #improv #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #snl #saturdaynightlive #mta #commute #subway #tuesdayvibes #viralvideos #halloweencostumes #whales #interviewready #jobsearch #memes😂 #lipsyncbattle #interviews #ericandre @willsmith @badmedicine69 @ericfuckingandre @salvulcano @comedycentral @theellenshow @mindykaling @impracticaljokersofficial @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbcsnl

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FREE CAT SPEECH LESSONS🐶🐷🐨 For a small fee of $69.99.blob every 2 seconds and we will include your own human sized liter box to use in your spare time😉🙌 Call 1-800-FERRETSWHOTINKLE For your expensive consultation!! Limited time only🍪 . . . #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #nyc #comedy #comedyimprov #subwaycreatures #ellendegeneres #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedian #improv #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #snl #saturdaynightlive #mta #commute #subway #tuesdayvibes #speechtherapy #speech #speechless #languages #learnlanguages #catsofinstagram #cats #timessquare #tuesdaythoughts @willsmith @comedycentral @salvulcano @joe_gatto @theellenshow @mindykaling @jimmyfallon @nbcsnl @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @badmedicine69 @impracticaljokersofficial @bqquinn @therealmurr @ericfuckingandre @_ericandreshow_

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When your train isn't running so you find a different commute to your office job👙🧀and Spotify is on point and you look like a GODDESS🎅🏽 . . . #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #washingtonsquarepark #mta #commute #workday #officejob #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #tuesdayvibes #nyc #comedy #comedyimprov #subwaycreatures #ellendegeneres #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #improv #snl #saturdaynightlive #fitnessmotivation #subway #toiletseat #walktowork #impracticaljokers #dance #memes😂 #lmaomemes @evanreed17 @badmedicine69 @theellenshow @willsmith @abcmodernfam @abccasting @abcnetwork @nbcthegoodplace @nbcsnl @comedycentral @mindykaling @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive

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🐸That AWKWARD moment when your ex husband is standing next to you on the train thinking that you'll marry him again so you marry the Frog instead🐸 HERE'S THE LIVE FOOTAGE🐾 of CURLY AND CHEESEY'S WEDDING CEREMONY AND 1ST DANCE👙 . . . #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #castingcall #frogs @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @angelakinsey @msjennafischer @willsmith @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @jimmykimmel

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS💩when the mold in your bathroom starts thinking that the toilet paper stuck to your butt was a mistake when it's a FASHION STATEMENT🚽 So you get back at it by taking fashion to the next level💦 . . . #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #toilet #fashionweek #fashion #fashionista #publicfigure #comedy #comediennes #comedians #bathroomhumor #mta #commute #newyorkcity #nyc #womeninbusiness #doingmyduty #funnyvideos #memesdaily #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #model #lmao😂😂😂 #newyorkcomedy #celebrityfeet #famouspeople #timessquare #subwaycreatures #influencers #funnyanimals @willsmith @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @theofficetvnbc @parks.n.rec @badmedicine69

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MR. GURGLE GERBAL🍼at age 89 with his fancy pantsy new Speedo has NOW fulfilled his LIFE LONG dream of gargling water in the Ocean💧💧💧🌊 Listen out for the end of the video to hear his new song Now on Sound Cloud "Butt Dial Smile 😉" . . . #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #swimming #summer #ocean #beach #nyc #comedy #comedyimprov #subwaycreatures #ellendegeneres #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedienne #comedian #improv #tuesdaymotivation #tuesday #wateraerobics #exercise #fitness #snl #saturdaynightlive #fitnessmotivation #mta #commute #subway #tuesdayvibes #memesdaily @mindykaling @abccasting @abcmodernfam @maiseltv @willsmith @memestheoffice @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl

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🎼COME AND EAT AT THE TOILET SEAT🎼🧀🥕Check out my new single jingle😉at this years TOILET BEAUTY PAGEANT💁🏽🚽We tried to flush Trump down the toilet and it got clogged💩 . . #trumpispoop #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #viral #comedyimprov #newyorkcity #mta #commute #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall #memes #memesdaily #viralvideos #toilet #challenge @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcsnl @maiseltv @nbcchampions @nbcthegoodplace @willsmith @msjennafischer @badmedicine69

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When you and your Plunger Crew get your mustaches waxed and ROLL UP TO THE CLUB on a TOILET SEAT🚽🛁👙🧀 #letitgo #frozen #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #toiletseat #bathroom #mustache #washingtonsquarepark #nyc #subway #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #newyorkcity #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #viral #saturdaynight #saturdaynightlive #weekend @theellenshow @dr.stevebrule @steveharveyfm @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @abccasting @nbcsnl @willsmith @willferrell_tweets @parks.n.rec @castingtalent @comedycentral @central_casting @castingfrontier @wulfcasting @casting @evanreed17 @badmedicine69 @frozenbroadway

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ARE YOU READY TO GET SOBER AND FLOPPY AND FISHY?!?!? 🐟🐟🐟 Gunky Gertrude the ROCK STAR is best known for her random weddings with Pet Rocks🐌 If you see her marrying a rock please JOIN IN!!! #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #viral #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #viralvideo #tuesdaymorning @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcsnl @nbcthegoodplace @nbcparksandrec @nbc @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer

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BREAKING NEWS AND SNEEZY SNOOZE👙This Merry Mongoose has just announced that her new born son farms pickles in his Man Purse🥒 For a farm tour please contact his babysitter Yogurt the 4th⛄️ #subway #nyc #comedy #subwaycreatures #comedyimprov #timessquare #newyorkcity #improv #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mta #commute #train #ellendegeneres #steveharvey #theoffice #lol #funnyvideo #comedians #comedienne #womeninbusiness #haha #famous #celebrity #kardashian #tuesday #tuesdaymotivation #snl #saturdaynightlive #castingcall @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbc @nbcsnl @nbcchampions @willsmith @msjennafischer @badmedicine69

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LET THE BUZZING🐝🐓PARROTS BEGIN as Sandy and Penelope Battle it OUT on the dance floor Reality TV style this Sunday at the Church of the Pooping Chicken at 10AM Pacific Frog Time🐢 Whoever bets the most on the winner will receive a used kernel of corn🐚 #funnymemes #ellendegeneres #theoffice #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedienne #comedian #womeninbiz #realitytvfights #realitytv #wtfisthis #comedians #tv #tvshows #castingcall #actresslife #funnyshit #funnyfaces #funnycat #steveharvey #modernfamily #snl #saturdaynightlive #saturday #netflix #battle #weekend #improvisation @badmedicine69 @impracticaljokersofficial @newgirlonfox @msjennafischer @mindykaling @willsmith

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Try our NEW Cow Crunchy Munchy Lip Smackers Cream🐸🦀 Brought to you by The Seagulls who Lunch on mildew and the fungus I found in my pocket🐫 To win a free makeover by yours truly please contact your local centipede for further instructions🍌 #makeuptutorial #makeup #makeupartist #beauty #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #beautytips #comedienne #actress #library #snl #ellendegeneres #theoffice #animals #selfie #comedy #comedyvideos #lipstick #naturalbeauty #silentlibrary #impracticaljokers #abc #nbc #news #comedian #comedyshow #wtfisthis #funnymemes #funnyanimals #funnyvideos @theellenshow @steveharveyfm @iamsteveharveytv @nbcsnl @nbcsnl @nbcthegoodplace @nbcchampions @nbcparksandrec @theoffice_fanatic @theoffice.videos @impracticaljokersofficial @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @tina_fey_official @willsmith @badmedicine69 @karolinakopek

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GET YOUR SNAILS OUT OF YOUR NOSES🐌👣 And bring them to the hippest party of your LIFE! If you've seen Jeet's pet Snail named Froggy Jones please tell him he forgot to flush the toilet and left slime all over the toilet seat. OH and bring your toilets to get a free bag of belly button lint👙DP: @yeszjun / FULL EPISODE OF THIS WEBSERIES on my Website under Webseries tab. ***LINK IN BIO*** #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #mindykaling #celebrity #theoffice #parksandrec #modernfamily #steveharvey #putmeonsteve #amypoehler #snl #saturdaynightlive #abc #abccasting #nbc #hollywood #newyork #nyc #nycfilmmakers #womeninbiz #womenincomedy #womenempowerment #fathersday #fathersdaygifts #dad #dadsofinstagram #adult #adulting #comedy #comedienne @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @willsmith @impracticaljokersofficial @newgirlonfox @nbcthegoodplace @abccasting @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @nbcsnl @nbc @nbcchampions

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When your life is complete🥕🛁 because you get your Dream Job at the 💵Dollar Store💵but crack under the pressure on you first day at work🐷 #dreamjob #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedygold #ellendegeneres #themindyproject #newgirl #modernfamily #comedienne #actress #snl #impracticaljokers #saturdaynightlive #tuesday #improvisation #celebrity #theoffice #nyc #newyork #eastcoast #fashion #trending #thegoodplace #abc #abccasting #makeup #cuteanimals #comedyvideo #comedymemes #tinafey @willsmith @plazadeaubrey @theellenshow @splittinguptogether @nbc @nbcsnl @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @abcmodernfam @msjennafischer @impracticaljokersofficial @steveharveyfm

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DON'T MISS the FINAL ROUNDS of PENELOPE'S BUTT🍑this Season on "Sandy and Penelope Compete for the Crown"🐄Who will be the lucky winner to go to the dentist and get a crown on their tooth? The answer is currently traveling your way as we speak through Penelope's bowels since she thought the certificate was cat food💩 #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #improv #competition #pageantmakeup #comedyposts #womenincomedy #comedymemes #sketchcomedy #comedycentral #comedyvideos #comedienne #comedians #actress #actresslife #tv #film #jimmyfallon #ellendegeneres #willsmith #tvsitcom #newcomedy #castingcall #casting #weekend #saturday #improvisation #nycfilmmakers #nyc #celebrity @theellenshow @steveharveyfm @impracticaljokersofficial @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @abcnetwork @abccasting @nbcsnl @nbc @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @msjennafischer @willsmith @splittinguptogether

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💩BREAKING NEWS from the toilet straight to you💩Turnip the Tourist has finally accepted her award for growing the thickest unibrow in under 3 Seconds by using cream cheese! 🍌 Comment the words "Clumpy Plumpy on my Rumpy" for your free trial of your very own cream cheese butt mask! 💥 #bigbird #billboard #celebrity #unibrow #famous #award #oscar #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #publiccomedy #womanonthestreet #ketchup #awardwinning #champion #timessquare #nyc #awardspeech #photoshop #ellendegeneres #putmeonsteve #jimmyfallon #comedienne #comedygold #comedyposts #sketchcomedy #comedymemes #casting #castingcall #castingdirector #comedic @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @theellenshow @willsmith @amypoehlersmartgirls @msjennafischer @splittinguptogether @abccasting @abcnetwork @nbcsnl @nbc @tvasiausa

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GET READY for the 🎸WORLD TOUR of THE BEARDED BABIES🍼🥁Our upcoming tour venues include: 3am Show @ The Museum of Foot Cream, 2 AM private show at the underwear section of Target, and last butt not least, our 5am show at a port-a-potty of your choosing💩 BYOP: Bring your own poop. Tix are selling fast for $1 Mil 🙀 See you there or we will personally email your ferret's groomer and tell them your middle school secrets🐌 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #band #celebrity #drummer #cover #musicians #comedy #comedian #comedienne #improv #groupies #newyork #nyc #wtf #memes #funnyvideos #famous #worldtour #beardedbabies #beards #babies #cutebabies #babyfever #haha #funnyposts #ellendegeneres #putmeonsteve #jimmyfallon #star @msjennafischer @abccasting @impracticaljokersofficial @nbcparksandrec @theoffice.forever @steveharveyfm @mindykaling @tina_fey_official @willsmith @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @nbcchampions @mindyprojecthulu

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That moment when you realize that ALL YOUR PETS🍪 that ran away when you were two WERE HIDING IN YOUR BROOM🐢 all these years so that you wouldn't notice them taking funky cheese from the freezer🐌 #pets #petshiding #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #ellendegeneres #funnyposts #comedienne #comedian #womenincomedy #womeninbiz #sketchcomedy #public #humor #wtf #haha #celebrity #animals #broomstick #cleaninginstyle #viralvideos #viral #cuteanimals #comedylife #comedyposts #hilariousmemes #memes #willsmith #mindykaling #theoffice #shopping @badmedicine69 @karolinakopek @willsmith @oprah @iamsteveharveytv @newgirlonfox @nbcthegoodplace @theoffice.forever @theofficeshowz @theofficetvnbcbloopers @theofficetvnbc @msjennafischer @nbcchampions @mindyprojecthulu @splittinguptogether @friends @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @nbcsnl @impracticaljokersofficial

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GET YOUR BUTT MAP OF NEW YORK NOW🥜With 789 payments of toe hair and horse radish and we will give you a laminated used lollipop we found on a butt that wants to remain anonymous🐽 Checkout the full Webseries episode if you haven't seen it already by clicking the link in the bio to my website – then click the Webseries Tab🦆 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #sketchcomedy #sketch #comedy #womenincomedy #womeninbiz #comedian #comedienne #improv #publiccomedy #actress #actor #tv #sitcom #fearless #tvshow #webseries #futurecelebrity #funny #hilariousmemes #star #celebrity #casting #new #newyork #wtf #haha #funnyvideos #funnyposts @mindyprojecthulu @mindykaling @zooeydeschanel @theofficeshowz @jimmykimmellive @oprah @impracticaljokersofficial @newgirlonfox @nbcparksandrec @msjennafischer @willsmith

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GET YOUR TROUSERS OUT OF YOUR REFRIGERATORS👙because this years Swim Suit Competition was taken to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of Cow Manure🐰last night on pee.your.pantsTV🌧 First winner to guess the exact time in this video that Sandy pee'd her pants GETS A FREE FART from the Performing Farts Gift Shop😉 Comment your answers below the armpit!🧀 #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #ellendegeneres #oprah #celebrity #comedian #womenincomedy #comedylife #swimsuit #sexy #memes #snl #famous #improv #sketchcomedy #comedy #modernfamily #theoffice #mindykaling #tinafey #jimmyfallon #jimmykimmel #abc #nbc #casting #actress #tv #sitcom #hilariousmemes @badmedicine69 @karolinakopek @mindyprojecthulu @mindykaling @nbcchampions @abccasting @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @abcnetwork @nbcsnl @theoffice.forever @pageantplanet @nbcthegoodplace @unbreakablekimmyschmidt @friends @nbcparksandrec @allie_aulakh72 @oprah @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmellive @jimmykimmel

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!?!? 🦋🦋🦋 He likes eating ziplock bags and fungus on Tuesdays 🐛and has pissed off the wrong WOMAN💗 If you see him please call his Mother and tell her that IT'S MOTHER'S DAY!! Also hide your ferrets if you find this man as he was last seen dressed as one in my Port-A-Potty🤖 CHECKOUT THE FULL EPISODE of my Webseries "THE AULAKH FAMILY" on the Webseries tab on my Website!! Link in Bio 🐷 #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #theaulakhfamily #webseries #comedy #improv #ellendegeneres #putmeonsteve #impracticaljokers #modernfamily #thegoodplace #abc #snl #oprah #mothersday #mothersdaygift #mothers #love #comedy #actress #tv #sitcom #publictransportation #lmao #hilarious #butterflies #funnymemes #womenincomedy #humor #wtfmemes #jokes @friends @willsmith @williamjacksonharper @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule @impracticaljokersofficial @amypoehlersmartgirls @msjennafischer @zooeydeschanel @newgirlonfox @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @oprah @jimmykimmel @jimmyfallon @abccasting @abcnetwork @nbcsnl

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Your blind date🌰 is sitting next to you but you totally forgot your tinder profile pic is a photo of a pigeon🐿 so you have 10 seconds to eat bread hoping it'll turn you into a bird before bae notices🤖💋👃🍞 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #breadwinner #instafood #foodie #nomnomnom #comedienne #comedian #dating #singleandreadytomingle #pregaming #breadbowl #funnyvideos #lol #lmao #memes #wtf #art #funnydogs #funnycats #actorslife #castingcall #castingdirector #castinglife #actresslife #publictransportation #public #comedy #glassesgirl #ellendegeneres @theellenshow @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @nbcthegoodplace @happyendingsabc @nbcparksandrec @theoffice.forever @theofficeshowz @theofficetvnbcbloopers @memestheoffice @msjennafischer @amypoehlersmartgirls @impracticaljokersofficial @dr.stevebrule @steveharveyfm @williamjacksonharper @willsmith @friends

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PLANT MAN🌿 IS NOW THE PROUD MOTHER OF Sprouty the Plant Boy! Congrats to the beautiful couple! 🎊 Plant Man claims it was a water birth that took place in his blow up kiddie pool in his Mommy Chicken's back door🐸 The good news is: the water was freshly made by Plant Man's left nostril as Sprouty was lodged out mid sneeze💦 #newmom #pregnantman #plants #waterbirth #sneeze #comedyvideo #ellendegeneres #theoffice #gogreen #friday #wednesday #losetrackofdays #dance #comedian #comedienne #celebrity #funnyvideos #funnymemes #newparent #lol #hilarious #unexpected #meme #lmao #famous #style #partymusic #newgirl #modernfamily #friendstvshow @theellenshow @oprah @jimmykimmellive @jimmyfallon @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule @williamjacksonharper @zooeydeschanel @iammaxgreenfield @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @nbcthegoodplace @nbcparksandrec @happyendingsabc @abccasting @abcthemiddle @aplusk @ferrelldaily @badmedicine69

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CONGRATS🚿 to the NEWLY WETS on their 4th Wedding and 1st Dance🐥 They met yesterday on the "Garage Sale App" and fell in love at first opening☔️ #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #umbrellas #isitspringyet #loveatfirstbark #comedynight #comedylife #comedyposts #theoffice #ellendegeneres #snl #funnyasf #funnypuppy #haha #wetnwild #wet #wedding #newlywedsforever #steveharvey #abcfamily #comedians #comedyvine #actresses #tvcomedy #castingcall #rainydays #weddingdance #professionaldancers #friendstvshow #parksandrec @theellenshow @dr.stevebrule @iamsteveharveytv @newgirlonfox @zooeydeschanel @iammaxgreenfield @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @abccasting @nbcparksandrec @theofficeshowz @impracticaljokersofficial @impracticaljokers @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @nbcchampions @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmellive

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THE BEARDED BABIES🍪🍼 are back on the band wagon again and are pooping up a storm mid show. Please bring your own air freshener to the concert and IF YOU SEE OUR MISSING BAND WAGON please call 1-800-BabiesRfeetcream👣 P.S. Noses were harmed from the making of these diapers #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #band #music #celebrity #beardedbabies #theoffice #snl #abc #cbs #sketchcomedy #musician #impracticaljokers #tv #casting #comedian #comedienne #babies #babiesofinstagram #toddlerlife #lol #funnyvideos #newgirl #meme #laugh #lmao #beauty #humor #comedyshow #actor @mindykaling @amypoehlersmartgirls @impracticaljokersofficial @newgirlonfox @nbcsnl @williamjacksonharper @willsmith @tina_fey_official @nbcparksandrec @bigbangtheory_cbs @friends @badmedicine69 @arresteddevelopment @abcmodernfam @nbcthegoodplace @unbreakablekimmyschmidt @theellenshow @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule

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PENELOPE WOWS THE CHICKENS AGAIN🐌💩with her fabulous routine in this years talent portion of the BOOTY PAGEANT. Watch and Learn as this trend setter unfolds the GREATEST reenactment of her past life as a butterfly👙CHILDREN DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME unless you are wearing underwear on your head🐬 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #ellendegeneres #impracticaljokers #modernfamily #snl #jimmykimmel #jimmyfallon #putmeonsteve #abc #nbc #theoffice #parksnrec #sketchcomedy #comedian #comedienne #actress #actor #casting #mindykaling #tinafey #amypoehler #sitcom #willsmith #comedy #tv #newgirl #comedygold #comedyseries #funnymemes @nbcthegoodplace @dr.stevebrule @mindykaling @theellenshow @williamjacksonharper @willsmith @zooeydeschanel @abcnetwork @abccasting @abcmodernfam @abcthemiddle @impracticaljokersofficial @happyendingsabc @nbcchampions @nbcsnl @nbc @bigbangtheory_cbs @theofficeshowz @theofficeusdaily @nbcparksandrec @badmedicine69

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TIRED OF WEARING PANTS? 👖Ready to show off those cute boils and moles you've been growing on your legs?😉 Then get on board to Train Town, the new hot spot all the chickens are meowing about🐌 Get a free ferret with every free train ticket purchase of 27 payments of $1,000,000,000🙌 Full Video at: Alison Aulakh Youtube #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedy #sketchcomedy #improv #snl #mindykaling #tinafey #willferrell #willsmith #impracticaljokers #ellendegeneres #abc #nbc #actress #actor #tv #casting #castingdirector #theoffice #parksandrec #30rock #modernfamily #jennafischer #amypoehler #jimcarrey #newgirl #friends #themindyproject #putmeonsteve @abcnetwork @abcmodernfam @iamsteveharveytv @nbcparksandrec @theofficeshowz @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel @badmedicine69 @wow_blair @will_ferrell @williamjacksonharper @willsmith @theellenshow @mindykaling @dr.stevebrule @nbcthegoodplace

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FALSE ALARM folks, Sandy will not be changing her pinkie toe's name to Candy🍭 She's changing it to Fungal Treatment. SOO get ready for THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE because Sandy's feeling pretty dandy and she's ready to knock your socks right off your hands with this Season's NEW Episode of SANDY AND PENELOPE TAKE ON THE CROWN 💩 Was the poop emoji modeled after Sandy's feces? The world may never knowwwww🐔 #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #comedian #comedienne #actress #actor #casting #nbc #snl #abc #theoffice #parksnrec #unbreakablekimmyschmidt #comedyvideos #ellendegeneres #willsmith #willferrell #amypoehler #tinafey #mindykaling #themindyproject #thegoodplace #30rock #newgirl #comedy #putmeonsteve #impracticaljokers #friends #tv @mindykaling @nbcthegoodplace @jimcarrey__ @willsmith @karolinakopek @badmedicine69 @jimmykimmel @jimmyfallon @theofficeshowz @nbcparksandrec @iamsteveharveytv @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork

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DON'T MISS 🌱PLANT MAN'S🌿 Mating Dance BATTLE To win Ploppy the Parrots Hand in Marriage💍 WHO WILL WIN??? You are witnessing the ONE occasion every 40 years that Plant Man dresses up as a princess to attract a new bride🐁 He was already rejected by the subway rat 10 years ago so CLICK THE VIDEO TO WATCH HIS COME BACK BATTLE MATING DANCE NOW!! 🌵🌵🌵 #plantman #fancy #battle #danceoff #parrots #professionaldancers #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #timessquare #improv #comedian #comedienne #casting #nyc #actress #actor #tv #sitcom #sketchcomedy #snl #putmeonstevesshow #ellendegeneres #mindykaling #theoffice #snl #impracticaljokers #comedy #fearless #dance #competition @amypoehlersmartgirls @jimmykimmel @jimmyfallon @dr.stevebrule @iamsteveharveytv @theellenshow @mindykaling @newgirlonfox @nbcthegoodplace @abccasting @badmedicine69

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We are now LIVE at the Booty Pageant👙🐚 with our first contestant: Penelope Pumpernickel🐛Get ready for a wild ride cause this Mama's girl is NOT playing games (unless it's Go Fish). This furry caterpillar is ready to take down her sea shells along with the competition🐌 Leave your flies at home because this is one hungry hungry hippo🐬 #pageant #missuniverse #beauty #natural #talent #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #comedy #comedian #comedienne #actress #actor #tv #casting #sketchcomedy #improv #celebrity #videooftheday #funnyvideos #funnymemes #funny #comedyvideo #comedynight #comedyskit #putmeonsteve #improvisation #beautycare #makeuptutorial #actinglife #silly @theellenshow @mindykaling @impracticaljokersofficial @snlsketches @abccasting @nbcsnl @abcmodernfam @newgirlonfox @nbcthegoodplace @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule @iamsteveharveytv @jimmyfallon @jimmykimmel @tina_fey_official @amypoehlersmartgirls

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THE BEARDED BABIES👶🎅🏽are too cool for crawling cause this rubber Band is now up and running🍼🦑 Groupies can send fan letters or ceiling fans to Mommy and Daddy's House at Mcdonald's. Stay tuned after the break to guess the mystery food inside our diapers🍪 #baby #babyshower #cutebaby #soberfloppyfish #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #band #worldtour #cute #infant #toddler #newborn #beardedbabies #beard #baby #comedy #rockstar #celebrity #music #musician #comedian #comedienne #casting #acting #actor #tv #funnyvideos #funnymemes #haha #actress #photooftheday #videooftheday @mindykaling @impracticaljokers @smosh @stevetvshow @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule @amypoehlersmartgirls @tina_fey_official @impracticaljokersofficial @willsmith @will_ferrell @snlsketches @nbcsnl @abccasting @_modernfamily__ @nbcthegoodplace @newgirlonfox @mindyprojecthulu @theofficeshowz @nbcparksandrec

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SHOWER CADDY MADDIE🛁 is finally out of the shower and is uber hopping her way to paint a Port-A-Potty. IF YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, please know that she is hiding stale cheese puffs in her shower cap and is prepared to serenade and marinate you with MAYONAISE🥖🍤🍗 #americanidolwinner #bestmusicvideo #showertime #showerthoughts #singingintheshower #beard #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #comedy #comedienne #improv #publicimprov #sketchcomedy #actress #actor #sf #nyc #tv #film #casting #sitcom #funny #putmeonsteve #music #showercaddy @mindykaling @nbcchampions @mindyprojecthulu @steveharveyfm @dr.stevebrule @iamsteveharveytv @stevetvshow @theellenshow @impracticaljokersofficial @nbcsnl @badmedicine69 @karolinakopek @loving.mandy @raleyhome @k_money4

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Tired of losing your Expired Milk in those large crevices in between your teeth?🐌🌽 Wondering why gerbals are stealing your floss and using it as toilet paper? 🐁 SAY NO MORE! This floss expert studied under the strongest gums: located under chairs near you! CALL 1-800-FLOSS or I'll fill your left nostril with Moss😉 #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #floss #teeth #gums #hygiene #organic #natural #food #savemoney #hair #floss #turorials #howto #diy #inventor #comedy #publiccomedy #comedienne #comedian #improv #actress #actor #tv #film #casting #dentist #clean #healthy @soberfloppyfish @allie_aulakh72 @embrace_your_light @karolinakopek @badmedicine69 @dr.stevebrule @stevetvshow @stevetvshow @iamsteveharveytv @mindykaling @mindyprojecthulu @oprah @willsmith @impracticaljokersofficial @abcmodernfam @abcnetwork @nbcsnl @nbcthegoodplace

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SELERY THE SEA LION IS COMING TO ZOO's NEAR YOU!! 🐣🐸🐷 She is the only known sea lion to grow her own unibrow👣 #funny #lol #videos #funnyvideos #humor #comic #instavid #instagramvideo #votd #instavideo #videooftheday #bestvideooftheday #comedylife #whatthefuck #comedycentral #comedyvideo #comedypost #hilarious #actress #sketchcomedy #improv #funnypost #weird #comedian #comedienne #publiccomedy #publicimprov #thesoberlifeoffloppyfish #soberfloppyfish #comedy @badmedicine69 @stevetvshow @dr.stevebrule @theellenshow @oprah @mindykaling @lamorne @zoeydeschanel @allthingsimpractical @comedycentral @snlsketches @nbcsnl @ucbcomedy @amypoehlersmartgirls @tina_fey_official @willsmith

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